nese和berg

nese和berg

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.一天半夜，有个中国人走进美国的一家酒吧，碰到了大导演史提文·斯皮尔伯格（Steven Spielberg）。

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.这个中国人正好是斯皮尔伯格的铁杆影迷，于是冲上前去，请求斯皮尔伯格给他留个签名。

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here.”可他万万没有想到，斯皮尔伯格竟给了他一耳光，骂道：“你们中国人轰炸了我们珍珠港，快给我滚开！”

The astonished Chinese man replied, “It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese”.中国人感到很震惊，回答说：“轰炸你们珍珠港的可不是中国人啊，那是日本人干的！” 　　

“Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you"re all the same,” replied Spielberg.斯皮尔伯格答曰：“什么中国人（Chinese）、日本人（Japanese）、台湾人（Taiwanese），你们这些叫做"你死（-nese）的人都一个鸟样！”

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, “You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.”中国人一听火了，也狠狠地回敬斯皮尔伯格一个大耳光，说：“你把铁达尼号给弄沉到海里去了，我的祖先当年就在那条船上！”

Shocked, Spielberg replies, “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.”
这下子轮到斯皮尔伯格震惊了，他辩解说：“是冰山把那条船撞沉的呀，怎么是我呢？！”

The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you"re all the same.”中国人回答说：“什么冰山 (iceberg)、斯皮尔伯格 (Spielberg)、嘉士伯 (Carlsberg) ，你们这些叫做"八格(-berg) 的玩意儿统统一个鸟样！”